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head office menu WTF on toast
« on: 09-02-19, 09:00PM »
The following link was stolen from @Pochin123's post in the '2019 Structure Changes' thread.
I thought this deserved a thread all of its own, so I grabbed it before anybody else had the idea.

Thanks @Pochin123 for bringing this to our attention. :thumbup:
https://cdn.ourtesco.com/2019/02/04083238/menu-checkout.pdf

ps. hope somebody could post weekly menu on this thread, especially, whilst stores are seeing the death of staff canteens as we know it.

I know one thing 'dipshit dave', I definitely ain't 'feelin the love' right now. DIPSHIT I don't think you 'really care' at all, do you?

 You shouldn't say ya luv us 'less ya mean it dipshit.
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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #1 on: 09-02-19, 10:08PM »
The goggle-eyed cretin strikes again...another day another words fail me moment at how insensitive our leader is. >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #2 on: 09-02-19, 11:41PM »
Your very welcome Optout, love having a look round ourtesco you can find so much info on there. :)
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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #3 on: 10-02-19, 08:47AM »
It would be a shame if some nasty person leaked this to the media... >:D

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #4 on: 10-02-19, 10:45AM »

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #5 on: 10-02-19, 11:12AM »
No Saturday/Sunday menu? Or twilight?  :P

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #6 on: 10-02-19, 11:15AM »

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #7 on: 10-02-19, 12:10PM »
My goodness. I knew there was always a 'them and us' attitude at Tesco between office and stores but I never would have imagined the chasm between us was this wide. We get rid of catering facilities in stores, replace them with vending machines and where they do still exist we have the poorest ones I've ever known - meanwhile the office lives like this. Astonishing, words fail me. This difference is reminiscent of the 1500's where us serfs scrounged around for scraps while the lord was surrounded with finery.

Remember folks - 'One Team'. As long as you work in the office of course. How come Servest can do this at head office but not in our store?

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #8 on: 10-02-19, 12:35PM »
Before Dave Lewis got put in charge there used to be a second canteen just for staff in head office at executive level, and it was Subsidised very heavily. One time, I don't think so.
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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #9 on: 10-02-19, 01:25PM »
Do you think that with the avalanche of part timers into our business then staff canteens are no longer required.
I can sometimes sit in my canteen with 1 other person for the duration of my lunch break
In fact the only time there seems to be a table full is when it's managers lunch 70 minutes then they ALL have their breaks together.
I stopped having the gruel served up about 5 years ago due to declining quality

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #10 on: 10-02-19, 01:40PM »

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #11 on: 10-02-19, 03:34PM »
I'm surprised they don't have a Senior Rank's Mess for Area Directors and above. 8-)

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #12 on: 10-02-19, 03:59PM »
Tesco - the moden day word for workhouse

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #13 on: 10-02-19, 04:24PM »
I'm surprised that DL hasn't a personal chef that cooks for him and brings his meal to him in his office.

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #14 on: 10-02-19, 05:42PM »
For some reason I am reminded of this;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1QNTumAPeY :o
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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #15 on: 10-02-19, 06:49PM »

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #16 on: 10-02-19, 08:30PM »
amen

BobbySands

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #17 on: 10-02-19, 10:13PM »
I'm surprised that DL hasn't a personal chef that cooks for him and brings his meal to him in his office.

Question is what would he command his work chef to make him ?
Raw liver and chips or a runny Chucky egg with soldiers ?

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #18 on: 11-02-19, 11:13AM »
Has This Been Briefed Out??

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #19 on: 12-02-19, 01:12PM »
Is this going over to vending machines too, one wonders.....

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #20 on: 12-02-19, 05:48PM »
  8-). is dave lewis a kind, honest person? >:(

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #21 on: 12-02-19, 07:11PM »
I REALLY hope Drastic Dave visits our store soon. Don't think he's had a jolly to Scotland for a wee while? I'd interupt a conversation.... >:D

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #22 on: 12-02-19, 07:27PM »
i'd be sacked on the spot. wouldn't be able to resist wiping that smug look off his face >:D

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #23 on: 12-02-19, 09:00PM »
Lewis meeting groups of people trained to cut meat with sharp knives, who's jobs and financial security he has taken away...

What could possibly go wrong? >:D

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Re: head office menu WTF on toast
« Reply #24 on: 12-02-19, 09:06PM »
 >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
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