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Author Topic: Crazy Substitutions  (Read 41498 times)

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Re: Crazy Substitutions
« Reply #125 on: 10-10-19, 09:42AM »
Best one citrus orange instead of an orange pepper.

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Re: Crazy Substitutions
« Reply #126 on: 10-10-19, 01:40PM »
We regularly order Nanny State alcohol free beer. It is always substituted with Indie Pale Ale 4.2%.

Except it isn't, we still get the Nanny State as well as the Price Match Refund ;D
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Re: Crazy Substitutions
« Reply #127 on: 18-11-19, 04:08PM »
I had two in one night recently who ordered kitchen roll, but got toilet roll...

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Re: Crazy Substitutions
« Reply #128 on: 18-11-19, 04:44PM »
Potato peeler substituted with a tin opener

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Re: Crazy Substitutions
« Reply #129 on: 18-11-19, 09:59PM »
Have a look round and check for Tesco value items which are going to be out of stock for a while. Order these accepting subs and you'll get the high value branded alternative knocked down. 

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Re: Crazy Substitutions
« Reply #130 on: 12-02-20, 09:46AM »
In our store celeriac( is not available )  is system generated suggestion sub of woman's own magazine.

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Re: Crazy Substitutions
« Reply #131 on: 23-05-20, 01:16PM »
Over the last few weeks I have seen

Ordered condoms subbed for binbags (seriously!)
Ordered toothpaste - sent haemhorroid cream
Baby milk - sent rusks




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Re: Crazy Substitutions
« Reply #132 on: 24-05-20, 08:38AM »
Ordered chicken sandwich sent lawn seed

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Re: Crazy Substitutions
« Reply #133 on: 24-05-20, 06:02PM »
Get lawn seed, grow amazing garden then get chickens! wait till adults, then kill them put on sandwich. So is it a bad sub?

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Re: Crazy Substitutions
« Reply #134 on: 25-05-20, 12:13AM »
Best one I have seen recently, ordered tinned sweetcorn, got a travel sewing kit.
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Re: Crazy Substitutions
« Reply #135 on: 26-05-20, 10:58AM »
There's a post on the casualuk reddit where someone was sent 6 door mats instead of 6 dining table place mats. Can't post a link but their picture makes it, /r/CasualUK/comments/gq902j/tesco_sent_a_mate_6_doormats_instead_of_6_dining

 

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