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Title: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
Post by: yeetus on 01-05-22, 06:05PM
That tesco bank pet insurance ad is possibly one of the most torturous things I've ever heard.
Plays every 30 minutes.
Started off as cringe and now it's just plain annoying.
The thing is, it only gets in the head of colleagues as the customers don't have to hear it repeatedly?

Sorry, I'm just fed up of it.
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Post by: barafear on 01-05-22, 06:32PM
Completely agree!!!
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Post by: tescopleb on 01-05-22, 08:50PM
Thought it was just me - it's so annoying  >:(
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Post by: leedslad on 01-05-22, 08:52PM
Everyone in my store can't stand it as soon as it comes on I wanna punch her one lol
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Post by: General Thorn on 01-05-22, 09:34PM
We all hate it as well and it sounds really off. Treats....did someone say treats....I've been really goood  ???
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Post by: lordadmiral on 01-05-22, 10:16PM
something like that come handy.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sleeping-Deep-Sleeps-Reusable-Silicone/dp/B01IW3XLNE (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sleeping-Deep-Sleeps-Reusable-Silicone/dp/B01IW3XLNE)
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Post by: madness on 01-05-22, 11:06PM
We have turned off the instore music/adds..  it used to be good and rotated the songs really well but now its the same 12 or so songs going round and round.
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Post by: James76 on 02-05-22, 08:19AM
I'll just leave this here

https://youtu.be/Xzm24ULHSgE

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Post by: Smol on 02-05-22, 09:12AM
James76 there are special places in hell for people like you  ;)
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Post by: whatajoke2019 on 02-05-22, 10:17AM
There was that other annoying pet related one too... great to be a cat or some rubbish like that?

Wish we could turn the music off in our store. Going to commit murder if I hear the dreadful renditions of Never Too Much and Say You'll Be There  ???
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Post by: James76 on 02-05-22, 02:06PM
Quote from: Smol on 02-05-22, 09:12AM
James76 there are special places in hell for people like you  ;)

:D Sorry I couldn't resist
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Post by: person7 on 03-05-22, 01:13AM
only every 30 minutes? its every 15 or so where i am! drives me INSANE
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Post by: Asdaprice on 03-05-22, 02:18AM
WAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT
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Post by: kaled78 on 03-05-22, 07:23AM
our  backdoor staff,cut the wires by ,ahem-accident to the speakers in the warehouse,they hit them with a ladder whilst moving it
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Post by: gomezz on 03-05-22, 10:01AM
Become a dot com driver.  One of the benefits of that is being able to play your own music as loud as you like (when on the open road - turning it down in residential areas).
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Post by: Ahsda on 03-05-22, 11:35PM
Quote from: kaled78 on 03-05-22, 07:23AM
our  backdoor staff,cut the wires by ,ahem-accident to the speakers in the warehouse,they hit them with a ladder whilst moving it

Wow they are so cool. I'm sure they love it when customers hit their cars by, ahem-accident with trolleys, seeing that property means nothing to them. They are so cool.
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Post by: Darkjester19951 on 05-05-22, 02:50AM
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Found the management boot licker.
Title: Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
Post by: CharlesChonk on 15-05-22, 08:14AM
I've just joined and feel right at home now i've seen this post  :D
It's been annoying me for ages that the woman says "you know... where the treats are!" and then simultaneously (as the same dog) is like.. "Treat?? Who said treat??"
Is that meant to be some part of the joke? That a dog would say it and also hear itself say it and be surprised? These deep, philosophical questions about a dog's existence have been plaguing my mind for months as you can imagine... the mere fact that Tesco could raise such debates through an ad about Pet Insurance shows the true range and intellect of our company...

Also, I thought the ad reel would have been renewed by now.. feels like it's been on this for agesssss!
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Post by: lucgeo on 15-05-22, 08:57AM
Well prepare yourself....come late October the Christmas song loop starts  ;D >:(
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Post by: dragonprince on 22-05-22, 07:31PM
and you thought  it couldnt getworse  Jamie Oliver...
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Post by: person7 on 27-05-22, 11:40AM
 i tried hard not to laugh as the first time that jamie oliver thing came on EVERY CUSTOMER BOOED!
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Post by: Totot on 27-05-22, 01:17PM
Lol, imagine aldi start using "uncle roger" aka mrnigel just to troll tesco even further.
Don't get it why tesco still work with him, those product never really sell, and his reputation online is so bad.
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Post by: madness on 27-05-22, 07:45PM
Quote from: person7 on 27-05-22, 11:40AM
i tried hard not to laugh as the first time that jamie oliver thing came on EVERY CUSTOMER BOOED!

Did they aye?