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Author Topic: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?  (Read 4133 times)

yeetus

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That tesco bank pet insurance ad is possibly one of the most torturous things I've ever heard.
Plays every 30 minutes.
Started off as cringe and now it's just plain annoying.
The thing is, it only gets in the head of colleagues as the customers don't have to hear it repeatedly?

Sorry, I'm just fed up of it.

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #1 on: 01-05-22, 06:32PM »
Completely agree!!!

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #2 on: 01-05-22, 08:50PM »
Thought it was just me - it's so annoying  >:(
 

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #3 on: 01-05-22, 08:52PM »
Everyone in my store can't stand it as soon as it comes on I wanna punch her one lol

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #4 on: 01-05-22, 09:34PM »
We all hate it as well and it sounds really off. Treats....did someone say treats....I've been really goood  ???

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #6 on: 01-05-22, 11:06PM »
We have turned off the instore music/adds..  it used to be good and rotated the songs really well but now its the same 12 or so songs going round and round.

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #7 on: 02-05-22, 08:19AM »
I’ll just leave this here

https://youtu.be/Xzm24ULHSgE

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« Last Edit: 02-05-22, 11:47AM by Nomad »

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #8 on: 02-05-22, 09:12AM »
James76 there are special places in hell for people like you  ;)

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #9 on: 02-05-22, 10:17AM »
There was that other annoying pet related one too... great to be a cat or some rubbish like that?

Wish we could turn the music off in our store. Going to commit murder if I hear the dreadful renditions of Never Too Much and Say You'll Be There  ???

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #10 on: 02-05-22, 02:06PM »
James76 there are special places in hell for people like you  ;)

 :D Sorry I couldn’t resist

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #11 on: 03-05-22, 01:13AM »
only every 30 minutes? its every 15 or so where i am! drives me INSANE

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #12 on: 03-05-22, 02:18AM »
WAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #13 on: 03-05-22, 07:23AM »
our  backdoor staff,cut the wires by ,ahem-accident to the speakers in the warehouse,they hit them with a ladder whilst moving it

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #14 on: 03-05-22, 10:01AM »
Become a dot com driver.  One of the benefits of that is being able to play your own music as loud as you like (when on the open road - turning it down in residential areas).
"The progress of the kart is more important than its direction"

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #15 on: 03-05-22, 11:35PM »
our  backdoor staff,cut the wires by ,ahem-accident to the speakers in the warehouse,they hit them with a ladder whilst moving it

Wow they are so cool. I’m sure they love it when customers hit their cars by, ahem-accident with trolleys, seeing that property means nothing to them. They are so cool.

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #16 on: 05-05-22, 02:50AM »
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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #17 on: 15-05-22, 08:14AM »
I've just joined and feel right at home now i've seen this post  :D
It's been annoying me for ages that the woman says "you know... where the treats are!" and then simultaneously (as the same dog) is like.. "Treat?? Who said treat??"
Is that meant to be some part of the joke? That a dog would say it and also hear itself say it and be surprised? These deep, philosophical questions about a dog's existence have been plaguing my mind for months as you can imagine... the mere fact that Tesco could raise such debates through an ad about Pet Insurance shows the true range and intellect of our company...

Also, I thought the ad reel would have been renewed by now.. feels like it's been on this for agesssss!

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off
« Reply #18 on: 15-05-22, 08:57AM »
Well prepare yourself….come late October the Christmas song loop starts  ;D >:(
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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #19 on: 22-05-22, 07:31PM »
and you thought  it couldnt getworse  Jamie Oliver...

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #20 on: 27-05-22, 11:40AM »
 i tried hard not to laugh as the first time that jamie oliver thing came on EVERY CUSTOMER BOOED!

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #21 on: 27-05-22, 01:17PM »
Lol, imagine aldi start using "uncle roger" aka mrnigel just to troll tesco even further.
Don't get it why tesco still work with him, those product never really sell, and his reputation online is so bad.

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Re: Did somebody say treat!?!? How about f*** off?
« Reply #22 on: 27-05-22, 07:45PM »
i tried hard not to laugh as the first time that jamie oliver thing came on EVERY CUSTOMER BOOED!

Did they aye?