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Title: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: optout on 09-02-19, 09:00PM
The following link was stolen from @Pochin123's post in the '2019 Structure Changes' thread.
I thought this deserved a thread all of its own, so I grabbed it before anybody else had the idea.

Thanks @Pochin123 for bringing this to our attention. :thumbup:
https://cdn.ourtesco.com/2019/02/04083238/menu-checkout.pdf

ps. hope somebody could post weekly menu on this thread, especially, whilst stores are seeing the death of staff canteens as we know it.

I know one thing 'dipshit dave', I definitely ain't 'feelin the love' right now. DIPSHIT I don't think you 'really care' at all, do you?

 You shouldn't say ya luv us 'less ya mean it dipshit.
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: mexicopete on 09-02-19, 10:08PM
The goggle-eyed cretin strikes again...another day another words fail me moment at how insensitive our leader is. >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: Pochin123 on 09-02-19, 11:41PM
Your very welcome Optout, love having a look round ourtesco you can find so much info on there. :)
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: VladPutin on 10-02-19, 08:47AM
It would be a shame if some nasty person leaked this to the media... >:D
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: BobbySands on 10-02-19, 10:45AM
Absolute p***s take this.How the other half live !!
on Friday we got undercooked ‘white’ bacon,burnt sausage,snotty half raw eggs ,dried up beans and undercooked hash browns and spam sliced so thin you could see through it .so decide not to bother and I thought I’d see what was on the menu at lunchtime..
a large dish with leftover bacon and sausage from breakfast soaked in gravy with lumps of onion in it served with cold chips ..I kid you not brothers and sisters !!
And they wonder why these ‘restaurants ‘ arent profitable.
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: trolleyboy96 on 10-02-19, 11:12AM
No Saturday/Sunday menu? Or twilight?  :P
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: tick tock on 10-02-19, 11:15AM
Our canteen takes less than £5 a night as nobody ever eats in it anymore.
The food is really bad with the same choice every night.
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: OvaSees on 10-02-19, 12:10PM
My goodness. I knew there was always a 'them and us' attitude at Tesco between office and stores but I never would have imagined the chasm between us was this wide. We get rid of catering facilities in stores, replace them with vending machines and where they do still exist we have the poorest ones I've ever known - meanwhile the office lives like this. Astonishing, words fail me. This difference is reminiscent of the 1500's where us serfs scrounged around for scraps while the lord was surrounded with finery.

Remember folks - 'One Team'. As long as you work in the office of course. How come Servest can do this at head office but not in our store?
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: penguin on 10-02-19, 12:35PM
Before Dave Lewis got put in charge there used to be a second canteen just for staff in head office at executive level, and it was Subsidised very heavily. One time, I don't think so.
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: captain on 10-02-19, 01:25PM
Do you think that with the avalanche of part timers into our business then staff canteens are no longer required.
I can sometimes sit in my canteen with 1 other person for the duration of my lunch break
In fact the only time there seems to be a table full is when it's managers lunch 70 minutes then they ALL have their breaks together.
I stopped having the gruel served up about 5 years ago due to declining quality
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: BobbySands on 10-02-19, 01:40PM
I wonder if when Lewis walks in the head office canteen if everyone has to stand
Up and sit back down once the ‘great’ man is seated at the top table
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: VladPutin on 10-02-19, 03:34PM
I'm surprised they don't have a Senior Rank's Mess for Area Directors and above. 8-)
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: penguin on 10-02-19, 03:59PM
I wonder if when Lewis walks in the head office canteen if everyone has to stand
Up and sit back down once the ‘great’ man is seated at the top table

I got invited to a colleague event in Birmingham a while ago Lewis and his little lap dog Matt Davies (remember him) were there, should have seen it when they walked in, people hugging them, shaking hands, addressing them as Sir and even taking selfies with them, it was enough to leave one feeling sick to be honest. I've seen arse licking before but that was on another scale it really was.
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: tick tock on 10-02-19, 04:24PM
I'm surprised that DL hasn't a personal chef that cooks for him and brings his meal to him in his office.
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: optout on 10-02-19, 05:42PM
For some reason I am reminded of this;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1QNTumAPeY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1QNTumAPeY) :o
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: Spidercatcher on 10-02-19, 06:49PM
I wonder if when Lewis walks in the head office canteen if everyone has to stand
Up and sit back down once the ‘great’ man is seated at the top table

:D :D :D

..... and proceed to say grace while the almighty Dave (hands clasped, head bowed) stays silent

Thank you for the world so sweet
Thank you for the food we eat
Thank you for the birds that sing
Thank you Dave for everything nothing
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: 1 on 10-02-19, 08:30PM
amen
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: BobbySands on 10-02-19, 10:13PM
I'm surprised that DL hasn't a personal chef that cooks for him and brings his meal to him in his office.

Question is what would he command his work chef to make him ?
Raw liver and chips or a runny Chucky egg with soldiers ?
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: Pochin123 on 11-02-19, 11:13AM
https://cdn.ourtesco.com/2019/02/11094013/menu-checkout1.pdf

Friday's menu looks delicious.   :(
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: Lunamoonhare on 12-02-19, 01:12PM
Is this going over to vending machines too, one wonders.....
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: lackofinterest on 12-02-19, 05:48PM
  8-). is dave lewis a kind, honest person? >:(
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: panther on 12-02-19, 07:11PM
I REALLY hope Drastic Dave visits our store soon. Don't think he's had a jolly to Scotland for a wee while? I'd interupt a conversation.... >:D
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: lackofinterest on 12-02-19, 07:27PM
i'd be sacked on the spot. wouldn't be able to resist wiping that smug look off his face >:D
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: VladPutin on 12-02-19, 09:00PM
Lewis meeting groups of people trained to cut meat with sharp knives, who's jobs and financial security he has taken away...

What could possibly go wrong? >:D
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: optout on 12-02-19, 09:06PM
 >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
Title: Re: head office menu WTF on toast
Post by: 1 on 12-02-19, 10:57PM
He'd be smiling when exiting the store.